Episode 160 - Battles Rage - TLK S5E5&6

Eileen and Spencer are on the final season of The Last Kingdom. 

In order to be finished by June 21 and the premiere of House of the Dragon’s newest season, Spencer and Eileen will be discussing two episodes each week for this episode and the next two weeks. 

Battles Rage in many corners of the Kingdom. Will Edward learn the truth? Will Dr/Mr House be discovered? Will the various plots converge? Why such long shots on terrified faces? Who the heck is Wierd’s barber? Can someone get Stan some armor that fits properly? King Constantine? Whitgar? Who is the hidden child? Confused? You won’t be after this episode of Royal Highness!

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This podcast contains adult language and content and is rated 'M' for Mature. Listener discretion is advised.

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I'm sweating a little bit like the hoa in the White House. In the White House. So here's a question I have for you. If if you're online and you read a sign or a post by somebody who is clearly uh a fan of that orange guy, does it make you feel slightly better realizing that half of the things they've typed are spelled wrong? Yes. Yes. Okay. Just wanted to check to make sure I'm not the only one. That's not that's not where an apostrophe goes. You don't need an emoji there. Stop it. Nope. Stop it. That's he loves the uneducated, so there you go. Yeah, well. Well, how about we talk about a show? Since we're gonna go over two of them. Oh, right. Yeah. That's true. Okay, so uh let's get this thing started. Hello and welcome to Pride Month and to the Royal Highness. Where, yay! Sometimes we watch George Martin show. It's for the first time while we're enhanced with cannabis products. And then we talk about them when we're still enhanced with cannabis products. But nowadays we're watching Last Kingdom on Netflix. And today it's a two, two, two for one special where we'll be doing two episodes in one episode. And then we talk about that instead of the dark, dark world surrounding us. Uh hi, Spencer. Hi, Eileen. How are you doing there? Oh, you I just told you, I just told listen, I just told them a long, complicated story about my my kid's car that I bought for him a month ago is still not in our driveways. So today we're talking about season five, episodes five and six, titled Episodes five and six. Yes. Starting with episode five, Netflix says, Ethelhelm's subterfuge. Why put those two words together? To confuse and torment. Listen to this. Listen to this sentence. Ethelhelm's subterfuge successfully foments war. Oh my fucking I have dry mouth so bad. That's the worst sentence ever. War tensions between Edward and Siggy, but his thugs make a crucial mistake in attacking a pilgrimage. Um, and we'll just give the episode six uh summary too, because we're just gonna jump right into that. So the forces of Edward and Siggy march toward battle as Udred races to reveal the truth of Ethelhelm's scheming and avert a ruinous war. And that's the episode, everybody. Have a great week. We'll see ya. Pretty much it. So we're once again promised violence. Yes. Nudity, no. Not a sausage. Well, except for this delicious sausage I have in my hand here. Are we sponsored by delicious sausages? No, but I listener, my the store I work at has done a semi-cooperative venture with a famous brewery where we live, and they've made a bratwurst. Oh my wordly wordington. So good. Okay. Uh let's see. Did we get nudity no language? Turd pump ours. Probably. And gore. I would say, well, the one scene after he gets stabby stabbed. That was pretty. There was a bit off finger. That was kind of great. That was pretty good, too. So, yeah, I'd say we had some gore. Yeah. How do we do this? Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna give a reason. That's right, listeners. It's a speedrun. So put on your Naruto cape or whatever the fuck you do into the Naruto, and we're gonna speedrun. It's a headband. Is it a headband? Yeah, it's a headband. Okay. I don't know. I worked with a guy who wore a Naruto headband to work. Yeah, we were FedEx drivers, and he wore a Naruto headband. And I was just like, first of all, don't ever do that. Second of all, what the f how old was this? I guess it doesn't matter. Yeah, well, it does matter because when you're in your late 20s, it's time to stop dressing like our food characters when you have a professional job. You do that in your own time. You know what? I would forgive him if he was like 68. If he was 68, I'd be like, dude, you need to cape too. I don't even know if Naruto wears a cape. You do that shit. Okay. I'm gonna go run real fast. I know. Well, as we said, I'm gonna give the recap um that we get at the beginning of episode five, but then we're just gonna we're not gonna do a recap because that would be dumb. We just talked about it, so we're just gonna go right into episode six. He is ujured, blah, blah, blah. Fled's dead. Helm wants weird to be on the throne. Edward's decided he's gonna be king of fucking everybody. The queen and when uh oh the the queen or mom took win and like fucked off. Uh Bre the Brida and Father P have this weird thing going on. The Queen was enticed by the stupid cuss Saint Cuthbert's girl to run away. And since Helm's whole deal got fucked up, he's looking for some sort of way to be influential. Destiny's song. Destiny is balls, destiny is all that. That was dumb. Okay. Guys, leave that in. I am so afraid. The energy is so weird. All right. It's okay. We got this. You got this. Two episodes, babies. Two of us. Two episodes in an hour. We can do this. We're in Aylesbury, and Edward's being yelled at by some lady who's like, You kill my husband. Well, he kills a lot of people's husbands, lady. Yeah. Because he killed all the eldermen. Wow. Sorry about that. Apparently, I've taken over by a demon just there. I blanked out for a second. I didn't hear a thing. Uh okay. Uh well, yeah. Go ahead. So this is Edward and I already forgot how to say your name. I don't care. Bullcut. Edgefu. And they are walking around. They run into Eldhelm, and Edward's like, you need to do this, you need to do this, you need to do this. And Aldhelm's like, I don't work for your ass. Peace. Which I thought was pretty great. Yeah. He's like, I was only here because uh because of your sister, and uh she dead now, so I'm a free agent. Bye. And then Ed's like, we gotta make this right for the peeps, so we're just gonna go hungry for a little while until everyone's buried. Okay. Wait, hang on a second. Yeah. They threw a buffet for the villagers, did they not? Everyone whose husband was murdered as a consequence. Oh, okay. That was them. Okay, I thought it was just a whole village. Everybody, come on down to the potluck at the palace. There'll be funeral potatoes. Ooh, too soon. But no, and he's like standing there, real pious looking. He's like, uh, we're gonna make this right. And because I'm a cheap son of a bitch, we're just not gonna eat until the masses are done. Meanwhile, dig in. If you have a great appetite, considering your husbands are just murdered, rare rare, rare, rare. It's weird. It's weird. It's a weird gesture, honestly. So speaking of weird, elf weird standing on the balcony has the worst hairdo I have ever seen. It's worse than bull cut. It's the worst bull cut. It's bowl cuttier than bull cut. It's bowl cuttier than Oliver on Brady Bunch. His head looks like a nipple. It's bowl cuttier than emo Phillips. Oh god, it's up there with emo Phillips, isn't it? It's bowl cuttier than Mo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd agree. Absolutely. I mean it was a really bad hair. Oh no, Larry. Wait a minute. Which is the one with the black hair? Who's hairs? All right. So Willden Helm are they're like watching the buffet and they're chatting. And Weird's whining, and he's like, look, I'm gonna help uh or Beard's gonna help me get guys. Um I'm gonna have another Christian and Dane war. Um, and then Weird can take the throne. I don't know. I mean, this guy is a fucking I I don't know if it's do you remember Aethelwald and how how evil he got towards the end of his his thing? Or he's just like I'm gonna stir the shit up. Boy, I've got a big spoon. Well, it looks like Dr. Mr. House is doing the same thing here. He's just like, ooh, I'm gonna find somebody down, I'm gonna fuck it up good. It's turns into the most Shakespearean comedy bullshit of just missed timing, right? Oh, he was just here. Oh, they just left. Oh, they were not they started the battle just before you could get there. Oh no. Ladies and gentlemen, we had 109 minutes of this tonight. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just oh, they were just you shouldn't feel sorry for us. It's all good. Oh, it's really man. I worked so hard today watching a TV show. Ooh. I typed a sausage. God I did all that leftover pizza. So it was good. I had pizza for lunch, as it turns out. That's near there, here nor there. We haven't chose to get through the Quaint and the Cuthbert lady. See a person on the road, and I'm like, oh no, don't do not. I'm like, fuck, it's a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap. At first I thought, oh, maybe the Cuthbert girl is in cahoots with the road thieves, right? And was just posing. And then I thought, no, that was a pretty that was a pretty elaborate tapestry to weave just to try to drink some little I had six women with thimbles go fucking ham on that for a month and a half, just so you could die in a road. No, no one knew the queen was there. And the woman's name, by the way, is Ailis. So there's there's that. I don't know about it. I was calling her Alice. Well, it's two A's, an L and a Y and an S. That's how you spell it. Yeah, but like the name Aaron has two A's at the beginning. You say Aaron. We can call her Alice. We can call her Ass. Aaron. We could call her Aylesworth. Anyway, Alice in the show. Oh. Alright. That's just an interesting spelling. Anyway, um, those two girls were very cuddly on the cart though, and like they hardly know each other, and they're there just me. That's what they're doing. Maybe they maybe have a lot of time to cuddle. Maybe there's more to that. We can't explore it any further because reasons. Yeah, because what happens next, of course it's a trap. And the queen tells the robbers she's the seer. Because that's who they're looking for. Honestly, I was all for her sacrificing herself. She was kind of useless, honestly. Not even an interesting character, you know. So the queen was clearly just a plot device for later for the transformation. That's too heavy. She had to for me to say. She had to be a horrible bitch for the last season and a half, though. So I mean. Yeah. No. Because otherwise, otherwise, Dr. Mr. House doesn't have any reason to have he doesn't have any connection because she's his daughter. Right. Yep. She was the plot device for that uh descent into further hell. Human MacGuffin. All right, cut to shoes. Tell me please, is this a different person playing Heston? No, it's the same guy. It cannot possibly be. That other guy was Fugsley. This guy's hot. What happened? This guy's not hot. It's the same guy. He's just got it. He's combed his hair. Is that all it takes, Eileen? I see where the bar is for me, huh? Wow. Oh, you do clean up nice. Otherwise, you look like a Viking. I was like, it has to be a different person. Anyway. No, it's Heston. So it's a legend ones. He finds Alice is alive and she claims that Sig Trigger's men did it. Uh-huh. And then she's like, oh, and then the queen is dead. And then we get the the TH uh T THX 13, the the sne noise as we zoom up to the Queen's hanging from the tree. Did you catch that? Yeah. Like, what the fuck is that noise doing in this show? And why did you make that? We got a shepherd tone talking about the queen? That's what it's called, everybody. A shepherd tone. Shepherd tone. Yeah, if you if you loop that sound, it sounds like it continuously goes up in pitch, despite the fact that it doesn't, because it's an illusion created by something. Science, probably. Anyway, he's like, we gotta cut all this shit down and don't tell anybody. And they wander off to Romkova. Yeah, but we go first there. The final pharmacy, the final pharmacy panty are coming home. And Utrud slips Stan a little coin and tells him to get a fast boat. You get a fast boat. And Utrid's uh still alive. So it's like, I have you walked? I was waiting for him to say, have you pissed? Right. Yeah. Have you um checked the plumbing, buddy? The you know, it's fucking gone. Dad, it's been fucking months. Do you think I would have had to pee by now, you dumbass? I just let it drain. I'll over Catheter Science in 9th century England was not great. Um Okay. Maybe it was, I don't know. They have a nice little talk about how shitty Utrid is as a dad. Like one kid died um in the in in the in the childbirth, you got your dick cut off. My daughter's giving who knows what. I don't want to have any more kids. Like first, we also, if our math is right, I think we did conclude that Utrid is 146 years old. Um, I believe so. Somewhere in that neighborhood. Sal Pacino having another baby. Yeah. He's got a he's got a toddler and he's like 82. Do you think the toddler calls him like Papa? Hoah! Hold up! I haven't brought that back in a while. We've come full circle, it sure does. So, hop to bucks and we go. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. What do I think? When Utrud's talking to Utrid, they talk about the son that is hidden. Yes, what the fuck was that? That's the that's uh Utrid's other son that we have not seen since season two. Wait, what? What yes, remember? Yes, we talked about it earlier. No, no, no, no. There's another there's another utrid out there. There is another Skywalker. Yeah. That's amazing. All right. Broke Mike. He wasn't expecting Yoda to come up at all tonight. Anyway, this is what happens when you speedrun. Shit gets wild. So there is another one. We will find out who that is in the future, presumably. That's a call forward. I think that's the movie, honestly. I do believe. Um, from this I've seen. But not until after House of the Dragon. We figured this out, listeners. That's why we're doing two. We're gonna two. We're gonna speedrun the next six episodes by doing two correct episodes. So next week. After these two, yes. And then we'll do these two. We start House of the Dragon season three. I'm so excited for dragons. Like the last week in June, I think, or second to last week. Yeah, I believe so. It's I think I'm gonna go to the body. It's gonna be a busy fucking my birthday's that week, and it's gonna be an insane week. Okay, we're gonna talk about your birthday later. We don't have to have time because we're we're speed running this. We're at 18 minutes and I'm on page three. Okay, so uh Wynn and the Queen and Mom has a plan. She's going to marry her off to Kinleff. Oh, the boy she likes. What I really like is that uh Elsewhere says to uh Elfwyn, the reason that your mother died is because she had to hide her entire life. Like, uh that's not what causes cancer, right? Yeah. Well, back then it was the humors, so or either that or her uterus was wandering. Oh my god, it's in her armpit. Tackle the uterus. It could have been. No, it must have been in her breast. That's what happens. What you never heard about wandering uteruses? No, because it's nonsense. I don't listen to that shit. No, it was nonsense, but it was a real thing. Okay, maybe we'll have a special episode all about wandering uterus uteruses because it's fascinating and so much fun. Okay, tune in in August, everybody. Listeners, just go back in our catalog. We have discussed this on two other episodes. Do you have a database of all the bizarre shit we talk about? And you just type in a keyword and it pulls up when? You can actually do that. Anyway, everyone's getting into a boat, right? The fast boat? No, Finn goes, sees this is where Finn sees Heston arriving. And they'll put it on. They're all loading up into a boat and Heston. Oh, right, right, right, right. Oh, look at your place. It's all pigworthy. And he's like, hey, I kind of need to show you Shamchin. What? He's like, just uh just come with me, dumbass. How come you made me look at the dead woman? He's like, literally. We don't see for a bit. Right. So she sh he shows him the queen. He's like, Well, this happened. And she's like, Well, where happened to the other girl? What happened? He's like, uh, she's with my folks. Don't worry about it. She's fine. But the final pharmacy patty sees all of this as a bad omen. So he's like, uh, Finn, first, you watch the body. I'm like, what? Citric has to go with go to tell someone. Yeah, I think so. I can't remember who. I can't remember either. And then I said, Oh, this was Helm's guy who killed her, the queen. And that's okay. So now we go to our C plot, which is Perlig and Brita. Oh god. Crap, that buddy comedy of Father P and Brita. Waka Waka. She's they're walking down a path and she's just holding a sword on him. Do you know how tired her fucking forearm's gonna be after like 10 minutes of holding that damn sword? You know, my arm gets tired carrying my change-laden drawer into the liquor department every morning. It's like a hundred feet. And my arm's like, oh, that's good. Oh, getting a little cramp. Gotta switch arms. Gotta switch arms anyway. My keys are on the right side. God damn. I thought I was gonna die the other day. I had to put the water bottle on the bigger filler. Right, the big five, whatever the fuck it is, a bazillion-gallon thing. You have to like rip the thing off and then you put it on real fast. Yeah. So water doesn't go everywhere. Oh, it's but just carrying it as far as I had to carry it is like, damn, I'm fucking broken. So, all right. And she's got a lung sword, too. She's decided, um, I'm gonna let you go. Um, and she's like, he's like, no, come with me, right? She's like, everybody's going to fucking kill me if I go with you, sir. Not if my bald ass is in front of you. Mm-hmm. But she's like, Can you take me to Turk? Fine. So be it. Then we cut to this is where it gets kind of choppy. So Helm is like, why hasn't anybody said anything about the St. Cuthbert girl dying yet? This should be like, people should be talking about this. Yeah, people go on that road all the time. Where did you leave them? I'm gonna go tell Edward. Right? He's like, fine, I'm just gonna tell myself. And then the most dramatic fucking story. Oh my god. It's not, it's not just my lord. I have important news to share with you. It is this poor woman! Slaughtered! Slaughtered, I say! And Ed's like, that's a bummer. You can calm the fuck down, house. I got it. Just a little bit too enthusiastic. And Sith Stan and Citric are listening to you the whole time, listening to the story. Over his his version of the story. And we cut to Edith, who's getting out of giddy up. Mm-hmm. And Mr. Beard offers her money. He's like, hey, here, tink. Like he gets real close to her, and she goes, and I'm like, Did you just fucking stab Edith? No, he handed her money violently. It was weird. He was why do people stand that uncomfortably close? That that would I would wouldn't you back up? I would like one arm's length, please. Just give me we're not looking at the same cell phone here. Just back off. Privacy bubble? Privacy bubble. This is my space. I expect you to respect it. If you said that to me, I would just walk away and not speak. And excuse me. Guess what? I have accomplished my goals. No, no, I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm gone. I'm gonna go over there and yeah, she's like, I'm not telling you nothing. And then Bullcut finds Edith who's like, hey, this guy was just asking about the queen and win. So she's like, fuck. That was a fucking quick turnaround on that little nugget of information. Uh-huh. Here, here's some money. Find out. Hey Bolcard, guess what? Like just no hesitation. Everyone is within, you know, arm's length of each other. Not in their privacy bubbles. That's good. No. We're all just huddling, I guess. And Helm's telling Ed about the seer being hung from a tree. And they're blaming Siggy. Mm-hmm. And Sith and Stan are like, fuck, we gotta go tell the others. Man, this is not good. So Ed's like, huh, did you hear about this? Friends all over the place. You know me. He does the he does the weave. That's our illustrious leader calls it. He just I have people all over England who loved me that will tell me they say, Mr. Doctor House, whatever your name is, we love you. Sir. Sir. I had someone tell me the other day, tears in their eyes. I heard all about that poor woman killed on a path. It's really arguing. I'm gonna stand by this pillar. It's gonna hit you when it dries. I want that as a ringtone. Anyway, um Edward's dubious. Right. He's like, I'm not gonna retaliate until I know for sure. And Helm's like, fuck. I mean, if okay, fine. And he's like, go to Scotland. Okay. He's like, go fuck up to Scotland. Full cut. A little bit later. I I forget to that little conversation. We are in this conversation is interrupted by a cut to to Eferwich, where Sigtrigger learns from Utred what happened and how people think it's him. And he's like, no, we're gonna we're gonna put up a defensive front here, essentially. And go tell Edward that if he comes any further north, we're gonna fight. Utrid's like, you could just go with me and we could just cut this off. He's like, No, I'm fucking not leaving, because I'm not leaving Steora here to deal with all this bullshit so that people can attack again. Right. And then all of a sudden, back in Aylesbury, a Dane shows up and goes, You tell the king if it comes north, we'll fuck you shut up. And then Stan walks in where House and Edward are, and basically tell Stan basically tells House to shut the fuck up. And I loved it. I loved it. We hear what Beard's name is here. It's the best bar barlap. Something like that. I believe it's Bristol, B-R-E-S-A-L. Bristle, yes. So I call him Bristles because I like it. It's better than beard. It's kind of the same thing, actually. Yeah, it's really good. So Bristles and Helm are heading uh to Sigi to pick a fight. Well, they're told to go to Scotland to give a gift to King Constantine. Right. And he's like, okay, I'll do it. And then Ed says, Stan, you want to be the leader of the King's Guard? And he answered in a weird way. I should like to say yes. And in my mind, that implies comma. But but there wasn't a butt. He just did it. So there you go. Yeah. And then House wants to provoke Sig Trigger to fight. And then we cut back to Buxton and watch Grandma and Elfwyn try to sleep. And Grandma talks about fucking. That was, man, you know what? I would just When you're married and your loins quiver excitedly at his entrance. Oh here. If that was my, I'm thinking back to both of my grandmothers. If either of my grandmothers spoke to me like that, I believe I would instantly, and I mean burst into flames. Pull a Tommy like deaf, dumb, and blind. I would be deaf, dumb, and blind from that point forward. I wouldn't be able to interact with society. My brain would be broken. Would you play? I mean, pinball. That is unknown. Okay. Uh, I've never been good at pinball ever, so I can't imagine. Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball. Oh, really? From so down to Brighton. Must have played them all. Wow. How are you? I ain't seen nothing like they're part of the machine. Crazy flipping fingers. The digits dancing smile. That deaf, dumb, and blind kid. Show me to me. Anyway. This is peak podcasting. Anyway. You betcha guys, Finn sends his wife downriver. Oh, wait, no. Helm's telling Helm's telling the people that the visionary was hung by the Danes, who are now in Siggy's town, and he's like, I can't go. But if you want to go and get revenge, you can come back here and I'll have cookies and milk for you. Yeah, and he gets all kinds of shouty. He gets all kinds of spittle. And it's cutting back and forth between, you know, them preparing and something else happening. Oh, Finn and his wife saying, I'm just gonna bristles boys and the yeah. So we're in run we're in rum cola. Hmm. Rum and cola sounds good. I couldn't be drinking. So the boys, uh the Bristol boys are um coming in and separating the people into Danes and Saxons in Rum Cola. And there's lots of Ug and hoo-awah and clang and blank and sporch. And then Well, not initially. Well, not sporch or sporchant. Beard walks up to Finnan and says, There's Danes in here, and we want you to find him. Yeah. And Finnon goes, okay, give me a minute. Which is a a weird reaction. Yeah. And then Osbrith goes, that man has been here before. And then the fight begins. At one point, Utrid put all the people in the church? Yeah, they're triangle. And said claim sanctuary. Make us a sanctuary. Because I guess in the rules of war, if you put people in a safe spot and say this is correct. These are Danes. It's like home base. I get it. But these are Danes. They don't give fuck all about your your your rules. They have their own rules. Yeah, but it was such a bad idea. Beard isn't. He has to, he's he's apparently a Christian. But it didn't matter. Because it just punched out of Utrid. They punched Benad. Yeah, and he's got that blood stain on his crotch. It's horrible. Yeah. Utrecht was such a long take on his face. Mm-hmm. When I when I watched it and I thought, God, that he's taking a long time on his face. And it kept going after I said that. Because he was watching them hang one by one and being and hearing their screams, but man, it did go on an uncomfortable length of time. Yes, very much so. Yeah, and uh meanwhile, well, all these people are getting mirrored. Osferth is getting tied up in a fight with Beard and a second asshole. All the while Finn's wife in her attempt to escape gets de-horse because of big dogs, and then the worst thing that could happen happens. Oh, yeah, chicken wing. He dung got stabbed. Stab stab. Who stab? Chicken dun. Chicken wing. He don't. And they're all in disbelief. Shannon is broken. Right. He loves it. I was upset. I was upset. Were you? I'm a little bit. Anywho. So they're all in disbelief. And Huston's talking to Alice, right? He's like, hey, this is my buddy Utrid. And Utrid's like Who did this to you? Tell me your story. It's like, tell me your story. No, sum up. Make it quick. Don't and then we're taking out the dead. Mm-hmm. Uh it's the Danes, right? Yeah. And bringing them out. Benedict attempts to do last rites in Latin. And Utrud's like, don't do that. Mm-hmm. That's not true. These are Danes, they don't do that shit. And I mean, that's kind of a growth thing for Utrid in a way. Yeah. Being respectful enough to stop Benedict from pottering all over. Okay. So Ingrid and Finn will take Osfreth's body back to Wessex, I guess, where he was from. So Utrud and Eston are then talking about what to do next. And he's like, I gotta go tell Edward that they weren't after the queen, but the seer girl. And so I need to go. Keep her safe. Here's some money. And then Heston's like, hey, this isn't enough money. And Utrud's like, you got enough money out the dead queen, you bastard. Yep. And Heston's like, you got me, buddy. Got me. Uh Weird and Stan are reconnecting, right? He's like, didn't we? Weren't we? We were we were like captives together. That's right. That's what it was. And then Bullcut shows up and he's like, Stan, go get the king. And he's like, Edward sees his wife dead. Yeah. And he's like, oh, I was kind of liked her. Kind of. At first, you know? She's alright, I guess. That's about it. He's like, ah, you know, what a shame. Well, let's have a war. I'll take it. I'll take Sig Trigger's wife for mine. And then egg too young comes in. Okay. He just fucking yells at her. He's like, I can't believe you made me. Yes. It's her fault. You made me fuck. And she's like, uh, dude, we didn't do this. Don't someone else killed your wife. And then he's like, oh boy, boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. This is weird. This is weird. Oh. You know what? Good on him. Okay, he could have just kept going into a rage, but no, he did a little introspect in, right? He said, you know, maybe she has a point. She's always had a point before, so maybe I should listen now. Listen. This is good advice. If someone has always given you good advice. Okay, I really feel guilty about this. I really feel like this is my fault, and I don't know what to do. So he's cut to him telling weird and his haircut. And his weird cut. Yes. La Boo-Boo are now getting that post-funeral jiggy going on. You know, I don't need grief fucking. I don't this isn't the first time we've seen this, obviously, because if you recall, I I think it was on Tomin's casket that Jamie and was it what was it? It was next to it. Oh, he was in the room with the growth. And when I saw this scene, I thought, did they just Jamie and Cersei? They kind of did, but they're not brother and sister, so it's it's less. Yeah, but were they next to the death queen? I don't know if they were next to the death queen. I don't think so. I think they all moved. It's still Greek chambers. That's the thing. And I'm just like, wow, this is not the first time, and it's weird that it's not. We do we have a problem? Well, he he she tells him, be a good king, not a good man. And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? So anyway. Administer the hot beef injection post haste. That's what it means. But what? What? Okay, so if I whispered into my husband's ear, be a good king, not a good man, he'd go, Yeah, baby, I know what that means. Well, under the circumstances, clearly, she was like, do do do do a sexy time. Yeah, that's a good title, though. That would have been a good title rather than episode five. Administer the hot beef injection post-haste. No, be a good king, not a good oh. I thought my answer was better. Actually, yours is better. It's a lot of it's a lot. It's not very, it's not really sexy talk, actually. I think that could ruin some some moments. Yes. Siggy and Stiora and Utrid and Father Booze are all hanging out. B-W-O-Z-E booze. Um Bullcut's gonna go north and attack Sig Siggy, right? And then who's giving I said giving them the pep talk. Is Bullcut giving them the pep talk? Yeah, they have simultaneous war pep talks. Okay, well, consecutive. I know Sig Trigger does one, Aldhelm does one. Okay. And then uh uh Utrid discovers from Citric and the rest of the final pharmacy panty that Osworth has been slain. Mm-hmm. Uh after Utrid figures out that it's all Aldhelm who's Albertine's behind it all, that kind of thing. So I'm just riddled with Star Wars tonight. I'm sorry. It's alright. Rog gets to join the King's Guard. All right. I mean, I gotta ask you a question. He's an Vanguard during the assault, but he does this thing with his arms uh like twice in quick succession where he just kind of like like he's fixing, like he's wearing a jacket, but the clothes underneath it are like bunched up, so he has to stretch his arms. Yeah, Mike's doing it, but he does it like really quick once, and then he does it again after he gets permission from Sig Trigger. He just goes, but his arms aren't bunched up here, they're long. So he's like going, whah. It's like yeah, like that. Yeah, he does it. Why'd he do that? Come at me, bro. He does the come at me, bro. But he's doing it to like the people he's with. He's just like, they're gonna come at me. Oh my god. Anyway, so three days. Three days, uh three days, yeah. Shouting man got some shouting in, that's fun. Mm-hmm. Now we caught Tasigi giving a pep talk, and uh the guy's chanting Sig Trigger, Sig Trigger, which was okay. I like it. I just wish this hadn't ended the video. I just I like him. I had such a hard time throughout these two episodes trying to figure out who the f I was rooting for, because I did not know. You're you know who you should have been rooting for? Not Ethelhelm. Not Ethelhelm. That's the answer. So who do I root for when the Danes are fighting Edward? I because I don't know. Um I don't know. Because it's like we're supposed to be following Utrud, who is technically a third party in this contest. So he has allegiances to both sides. I think the idea was we're supposed to get confused and not know who to root for. I have no idea. I'm so sorry. I can't. I don't know. Yeah, Helm is like, okay, so we cut to camp and Stan has found Helm, right? And he's like, you gotta come back with me. And Basil or whatever the fuck is like, first come with me. Um, Helm is like, uh fuck. So he says, I think we all know where the blame lies. And I'm like, Can we talk for the mo a moment about in the next scene when when uh House goes into his tent and uh is thinking about ending his life with a dagger? He has a moment that consists of him going, it was wild. All I could type was he's really struggling with that turd. All I could think was, I think we're about to see another demon queef. But would do it be a demon vomit? Demon fart? It was a turd. He and then at the end of it, of course, he has a look. Yeah, he overacted that fucker so hard. That was a lot. Holy shit. And I just said, what the fuck just happened? Because that was the bunch. Yeah, and of course, in my perspective, my notes just go scene 24 to scene 25. That's one big thing. Okay, and I am halfway through my notes, so we are good. We're running a little long, but Mike can cut out a bunch of the bullshit we said. But what I need to do right now is take a break because I need something to drink so bad I'm gonna die. So I just I need like less than a minute. Okay. I keep going. I called episode six uh eat quickly, we have men to kill. Let's say that let's say that more clearly. Eat quickly, we have men to kill. Yes, that's it. That's what he says to his horse. Um, because we're going for a hike in the woods, and Siggy and Steora uh are heading out, and they're like, We're gonna mount the heads of Saxon turds on spikes, and I'm like, Yeah, we haven't had enough spikes in a while. Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna have a fight on the high hill. Yeah. They're arguing about the best attack plan. Yeah. But Edward already knows what Siggy's planning. Yeah, he's already got the counter moves planned. He's like, you take this brownie and you slide it closer to that brownie, and then this hockey puck slides down and hits the brownie, and then you got a really big mess on your map. Damn it, no, I want brownies. I always want brownies. Okay, so Helm and Bristol are discussing where Edward is. Hmm. Where he's going to be. And he's like, keep an eye on Stan. And he's like, you gotta stay strong for weird. Stan, that guy's hair. I tell you what. Anyway. Okay. Horses need a break. Final pharmacy pan, he's stopping to feed the horses. This is where he says, eat quickly. You have men to kill. Yeah. Finan's taking it real hard. Utrud wants to stop the war real bad. They get back on their horses, they go real fast. There's a lot of there's a lot of everything early on in this episode. Yeah. But first we must avert this war. Yeah. Oh yeah, oh, that's survivor. Our first musical break was slightly better. Buxton in. Grandma and daughter not talking about sex, but about Kinleft anyway. Thank God. And then Redwald, one of the Queen's men, shows up and he does a recap of last episode. Oh my god, it was very good. Telling her about Rum Cola. War's coming. Mom says, We gotta fuck off. I have a solution to your problem of when she don't like it. Next scene is back to Pearlig and Brita. Brita wakes Pearlig up and she's like, Who are these people? Who are these people? He's like, There's fucking scouts, whatever, you know. See the wooden ambush. Yeah. They talk about their weird relationship. Yeah, why didn't you kill me? I thought you were gonna kill me. I thought my personality was graded on you. And she's like, Yep, yeah, but boils I liked better, which is another great title for this episode. Her piles, which is oh god. That's one of those old timey words where you just go, ew. Who decided like some of the old timey words? Consumption is a great word. That's a great word. Piles is horrible. It's terrible. It's the worst I picture pancakes. You picture pancakes? I picture pancakes, and someone says piles, and it's not it's not that at all. It's not. I'm really disappointed. Well, listener, don't look you think iHop would make more money if they just had piles. No. Okay. Get yourself a pile of pancakes. Get yourself a pile of sausage. Get yourself a pile of measurements. Oh my god, it's all hemorrhoids. International hemorrhoid and pancakes? God damn. Anyway. It's the IHIP. Make pancakes great again. So Perla goes to speak to the scouts and he learns some stuff, but that's not for two scenes. Yeah. Because we cut back to this is a lot of jumping around. We cut back to Ayleswith who tells Elfwyn she's going to a nunnery. Yeah, she is not happy about this. No, they're just not gonna wait for Sinlith. They're just gonna fuck off to a nunnery and not let anybody know where they're going. And she's like, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait. I thought I was gonna get them married and have the weird sex like you talked about. Yes, what's with all the quivering and the hoo-haws? What do you what was all that talking, Grandma? I'm scarred for life. Now I don't even get to have it. No longer safe enough to experience a quivering hoo-ha. You must be a nun for the rest of your life. Bah they tell Father P about Rum Cola. And be the scouts do. And they basically ask him, Are you safe at home? Yeah. No, my companion and I don't need anything, but he says nothing to her about what he learned. Which is weird, isn't it? I don't know. It kind of ended up being weird. Yeah. Final Fardecy Panny's riding to Helm's Camp? Edwards Camp. Oh, Edwards Camp. And it's a three-man party. Well, it's usually four. That's because tells uh Edward about We need an AI of them riding with the ghost of chicken wing behind them and a Donald Trumpian poster. Uh don't do that. Um okay. And to his credit, Edward believes him almost immediately. Which is again, Edward's not really great at this, but yeah. He's very subject to, hey, much like somebody else we know, uh the winds of whoever just talked to him. Yeah. Yeah. I'm seeing I'm seeing a lot of parallels. This is what happens when you're a king. Yes. Helm uh is in his camp and the Danes are encircling them. They're just kind of watching, and they're talking about going over the frozen lake. I am beyond chuffed about this because they talk about a frozen lake as if it's some sort of mysterious thing. It goes on for a while. This discussion about the city. Is it safe to walk across the lake? Meanwhile, where we live, people drive their cars on the lake and sit in buildings erected on the lake and have fires directly on the ice on the lake. Drink lots and lots of beer while operate giant augers. I'm going to say quote unquote fish. Yeah. No one's ever like, look at the size of this case. Yeah, I have no interest in ice fishing. I've never been ice fishing. I have no mm-vergone Well, in this particular instance, it's the most fascinating thing that anyone has ever seen. A frozen lake. God, can you imagine walking across a body of water? Udrid's telling Edward about the queen's death. Yeah. And then he's like, do it for your queen. Do tryth. So then Edward's like, protect all the named characters and tell Siggy our conflict is over. Then they're still talking about the fucking ice. And Rog's like, look, I'll test it. Right? Go on out there, buddy. So Siggy's like, fine. After nightfall, go out and do it. You know what's great about this is that the crossing the lake thing occurred three different times, but only happened once. Because he's like, after nightfall, you can do it. Then it was before dawn, and then it was when it happened. It was so weird. They kept preparing to cross the lake. And we got to see it piecemeal. And I was like, why did we do that? Why are we doing chunks of chunks of that? Ugh. Maybe it was just that we were, you know, an hour and a half into this thing by now, going, come on, just get on with it. We finally felt Mike's pain. Oh, I get it. It's a fucking lake. Okay, so that's what happens. Yeah, anyway. Could crack at any moment. Edward and Utrid do some sh- I stopped paying attention briefly here. What were they talking about? Utred uh is gonna go to the Danes, and Ed's gonna track down Helm and his fuckers. That's the point. So Ed and Utred talk about Osfirth, and then the final pharmacy penny ride off to go find the Danes. Cut to Stan and Helm. This conversation was brutal. Yeah. Stan's like, I put some men over there and over there, and with the lake here and the thing there, we'll be safe. And House just kind of looks at him. You've done a fantastic job. And he walks off and goes, hate that fucking kid. Hair is much nicer than my son's. Oh, grandson. It's got a swoopy thing that I like and looks handsome, elf weird just looks like his name. Maybe that's where it originated, Mess. Maybe that's where the name weird originated. The kid with the weird hair. Um I don't have any knowledge of where the word weird came from, but I can tell you. Anyway, well, Shakespeare uses it. The weird whist the weird sister. Anyway. That's true. But that was when weird meant something different. Having power to control fate is what that meant. Weird. Oh, that's right. It had a Y in it. Um They're talking about how they need to get rid of Stan and whoopsie, accidents can happen. Cut to. You could be your pants. Yep. Mom and Wynne are like, whoop, we gotta go. We're leaving to the leaving for the nunnery right now. Anyway, so Edith tells Ayleswith there's dudes after her, so they're like, we gotta bounce, but they go up into the room where uh Elfwyn was supposed to have been sequestered and discover she's fucked off. Because she's dumb. Oh my god, teenage girls. And I like how I mean Edith was like Detective Edith. Yes. She's fled, and it's like a little wad of red fabric. Like that's it. On the windowsill? Yeah. This is only matched a little bit later. We'll talk. You know what I'm talking about, right? No, I don't. Okay. Do we see a match? No, I think it was We didn't have the scene where he finds the necklace yet, have we? No, that was the that was early. That was episode one. Um and that was also that was also um the queen and um Heston is the one who picks up the necklace. Right. Okay, this kind of like not shine, super shiny necklace in the leaf litter of a forest on a well-traveled- Are you fucking kidding me? Do you remember when you got mad about a ring? Fucking hair and a goddamn tower? Well, I was thinking about I was thinking about Daenerys' ring in the middle of the desert. That one too. I mean, how did I come on? Find jewelry everywhere. I can't find I miss entire buildings. Have you ever been walking along a street that you normally drive by and go, I don't remember any of these houses. Yeah, I don't I've never been here. I've never been never seen any of these houses, despite the fact that they're driven by this particular block 20 years. This this house is shitty. Anyway, Steora and Siggy, he wants her to go into the trees as soon as she gets across, right? She's like, just get across and then get to safety. And they're gonna go just before dawn and strike them down uh as they're trying to get away, which is a pretty good plan, honestly. That's not a bad idea. Should we? All right. And our boys meet an Edwardian scout and say, Hey, six figures like right there. So we can go back and do something with that. Yeah. And now it's time for the great and wonderful and amazing lake crossing. Oh my wordly wordington. It's the Danes sneaky sneaking very quietly. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. Ice is noisy. Yeah, I said more crunchy, sneaky sneaking over the ice. How could that be louder than walking through brush? I thought one of them is going to go through. I thought one of them's gonna go through. I just know then the whole thing's gonna go. I'm like, so then he's standing there, and of course, you get the spider web from where he's standing, right? Yeah. And then a zombie dragon bursts out of the lake. Oh god, that's a good thing. Oh, I'd give a fucking monkey's nut to see a dragon come out of that lake right now. Can we rewind just a minute and repeat what you would give up to see uh dragon shoot out of that lake? Uh, because I'm pretty sure I heard monkey's nut. Monkey's nut, correct. That's what I would give. Whoa. All right, so you have a jar of them in my closet. Don't ask questions. Hey, uh, come and buy a grab a pair of monkey nuts. You got some extra? Oh man. I thought it was gonna be a lethal weapon toilet situation at this point. I think it was I thought he was gonna be like, I can't move. Nobody move. Riggs. Rigs. Rigs. They figure it out. Get tool as shit. So he glued. Yeah. He lays down and puts his ear on the thing and you hear. And those of us who've been around frozen lakes know what that means. Uh-oh. That's not a good sign. If you hear gurgling, you get be mergling. Yes, you gotta be murgling as fast as possible. And they bemurgled pretty well. Uh and they get out some. That's how the same ghost. Yeah. You get your gurgling, you gotta be murgling. And um say they be murder. That's gonna be in the New York Times crossword next week. Um to hurry across a frozen lake. Be murdle. They do Murgle Use it in a sense. The the the wacky Vikings murgled their way to the ice shanty. Uh, so they get to um a campfire. I have a question. Please ask your question. Why were the guards sitting on the edge of this place facing camp and not facing the border? Well, they're dumb. Okie dokie. That's what I thought. Why would you be watching the camp? Why wouldn't you have your back to the camp watching where people would be intruding from? Because they're the dumbest thing ever. Their back is to a frozen lake. Presumably, no one's gonna come across the frozen lake because they haven't learned about freezing. But they might see things off in the distance. Any hoozies. Yeah. Look at those guys, they're murgaling. Spell it. M-U-R-G-L-E. Murgle. That's yeah, to murgle. It's the infinite. Origins. Origins. Dumbass podcast. Wow. They're they are killing uh they are they are just sneaky sneaking through town and just killing them like fish in a barrel, man. Like pickles in a barrel. Pretty brutal. Olives in a barrel. Already dead olives. They need locks on those tents, is what I said. Well, that's locking tent technology doesn't come around for a couple thousand years. You get the nest tent. It's just a house. Alexa, close my flaps. Please never say that again. That was a conversation that Ailswith and Elfin were having. Um close your flaps. Okay, now we cut to Steora crossing. Yeah, why why did they do this separately? I think to do two waves, yes? They were gonna the the the the really strong guys were gonna go in first and like reduce the numbers, and then the guys, I'm making all this shit up just because it makes sense. Well, I was confused by it. Does wake up during his attack and he does fight back because he's a named character. Yeah, um he says, Hey help. And then the sun's coming up, and he starts yelling, and everybody's up and fighting now. And Stan wins his fight against this guy, which is cool. Yeah, bites a finger off him and then stabs him. Yeah. And then Ethelstan, who realizes they're under attack, says, Protect me at all costs, right? He's a shield wall. Pathetic. What a fucker. Seems like the Danes have the upper hand in this case. Yep. Stewart's watching it all go down from the hillside. It was cool choreographed fighting with the two brothers. No, Rog and Siggy. Wow. Yeah, it was cool. Rog saved his brother's life a couple times. He sure did. There was uh there was a lot of ducking swinging, switching around. It was it was great. They had that routine down. It was like what was that episode of Friends where Monica and Ross have the routine? Is it the routine? I have no idea. Oh my god. It would be the one with the routine. Yes, it would. It would be it definitely would be that. Anyway, so uh Utrid's like, I have to bring out Helm Alive, and I'm like, why? So he can he can be tried for his crimes. Here's and earlier in the episode, he's like, Well, each take a leg and drive and run in a different direction. And then, you know, another crude reminder that Osworth is gone because they don't have a fourth leg puller. Man, that's a bummer. That means like the biggest guy's gotta hold like two arms or two or an arm and a leg. What would you do? I don't know. I'd find somebody nearby who just had a horse and said, Hey, can you hold on to this while we go in a different direction? Yeah. Uh lots of splortings going on. Oh god, uh, and Stan's holding his own pretty good. I was impressed. Yeah, he nearly suffers the guitar pick treatment. Almost. He he's he holds it off, and then Utrud rides in fighting. And Stan sees Helm behind the shield home. He's like, Why the fuck are you not fighting? Because he's a coward. He had some slow motion fighting here. Finn and he's like, I'm gonna go after that son of a bitch. He like faces up the shield wall. Come and get me! Coming get me! You know, in his in his oyerish way. It was kind of cool. And then Ed shows up. Yep. He rides in. Oh shit. They're fighting already. Uh what should we do? Well, we gotta we gotta give Utrud a chance to stop this from happening. Yeah, he's like, well, let's see that Utrud can sort it out. Utrud cannot sort it out. He cannot. So they charge. And then I get confused. There's just single. There was a lot of this was all just single sentences, guys. This is all single sentences. Because everything is just crazy. It is chaos. There is fighting. I wrote in my notes, I'm confused. I don't know what's going on. No one has done anything. And then the the Danes retreat and a bunch of them fall into the ice. And then it's over. Where am I? Where are you? Wow, you went way far. I just past like the the the path where Edward charges, and then there's a big fight. It's a big fight. It's a big fight. Yeah. But they still can't get to Helm. No, he's left. I did write here. I don't know who to wrote for. I wrote that again. I don't know who to root for. I said it's a fucking Shakespearean comedy of misdirection. Utrid's still looking for Siggy. Siggy's trying to get his guys to retreat. They're running across the ice, which is now swallowing them. Right? Yeah. And basically, Utred gets them all to stop fighting. He's basically like time out. Time out. Timeout. Fellows. Everybody. Everybody. Fingers to lips, hands on hips. Okay. Oh my god. Everybody paying attention? How can you do that? How can you do that? Fingers on lips, hands on hips. That's forearms. You can't do that. Not at the same time. You must do it at the same time. You do one and then the other. Oh, you didn't indicate. Oh my god. I'm sorry, Eileen. It's been, I don't know. It's been a while, half. Probably longer than that. I don't know how old I am anymore. I think you are 27. I think you might be right. Awesome. I would be 44 and just uh uh just shy of a month. Whoop whoop. Udrid gets him to stop fighting. He explains everything to Siggy, and then Udrid goes to see Edward to speak for Ciora, right? He's like, look, she didn't kill nobody. So Edward's like, fine, I'll stare, I'll spare her. I don't care. We still gotta figure out what to do with Siggy. So then this this Udrid and Bullcut take a side, uh take opposing sides regarding Siggy, right? Bullcut's like, kill him, Utrud's like mercy. Edward was looking very kingly here. He was looking very what did this we decide it was the King of Diamonds, King of Hearts? One of those, one of the red kings. Um he says, I tell you what, we can save all the Danes if they get baptized. Yeah. Rog immediately goes, Yeah, I'm in. Yeah, he kneels. I'm like, Yep, I'm good. Whatever that whatever it takes. If it were if it were present time, Raj would be the guy who falls for the cultist. Always. He's always gonna be the guy who switches sides. He's like, I'll do whatever you want. I'm just keep giving me these eggs. I don't care. Sigger refuses. And uh yeah, well, the end of it is that Utred, despite his best efforts, cannot convince Edward otherwise. So Steora is is is uh spared, gets to go back to lead Eferwitch despite Edward being overlord, but Sig Trigger is sentenced to death. Right. And Siggy's like, if I gotta be Yeah, if I gotta die, I need my guy, I need my number one killing man, I need you, Utred. Right here, right here, between the third and or between the fourth and fifth re uh rib. Right there, right. And Utred's like, why do I gotta do I don't wanna do that? I didn't want him to do it. Yeah, they do have a moment, they look deeply into each other's eyes and then splurge, and it's over. And it's over. And then Rob's like, Yep, I'm Christian now. Um We'll do whatever you want. Yep. Father P and Breda. So, like, I'm gonna cut an over to Father P and Britain and a dying dude on the road tells him about Utrid fighting for the Saxons before dying. Yeah, and Pearlie goes, The conflict between Edward and Sigtrigger is completely separate from that. And Brita's like, conflict between who and what? What did you not tell me? Why didn't you say anything? I'm gonna get right up in your shit with this here, Pearling. Remember we talked about this, my personal bubble? Well, the bubble end up ends up getting popped by a dagger, as yeah. Brita's so offended by this. She believes that she he she's been used. Um I don't know that that was the case. I don't think so either. Um, she stabby stabs him and leaves him there with a message for Utred should he come along, basically. Just tell him I'm gonna I'm coming for him. You know, I'm like, oh my god, you got some time before he dies, but you know, give him more of a message, you know, make it a little longer. Include some detects. I've read it with the blood from the guts of Father Peerling on the nearest piece of parchment, which I had to make while he was bleeding out. It's been a busy week and a half. Yeah, she's basically well, if you you can give them the message if you live long enough. And here's where you get the gore, really, I thought, because we kind of saw intestines. Again, the makeup guy was thrilled with his job on this. He did a good job. All I got is one hot dog. Dennis, you are the worst. I got a pool noodle and a hot dog. What can we do with this? And some barbecue sauce. So uh Stan complains about how he doesn't want to be a leader, so Utred thinks he has that about him. Edward feels bad about how everything went down. Styora is bitter at Utrid, and uh she's also really mad at Edward, and that's basically the everyone walking away from the battle scene. Mm-hmm. So then we get another, and I thought this is the end. This could have ended four different times. Oh my god. The tavern scene. Uh, Helm and Bristles, Bristles brings them drinks, and they're talking about how he's lost everything, and Helm's like, my grandson is all that's important. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Scotland and I'm gonna switch sides. Switching sides. Did you see that? Yes, I did watch that. Uh and I that is that's perfect. We talked about it already, too. We did, but it's accurate here because this is what ElfL uh Alma is. He's just an opportunist, yeah. And it's kind of disgusting. Oh, they're gonna kidnap Elfwyn and take her north. Well, Wynne is out alone, right? She's gallopsing through the woods. That's where we leave her. Yeah, we don't know where she's going. From that to Scotland, and we see Constantine and the Lords of Northumbria, and he's like, Well, looks like we gotta fight Edward. I'm like, what? Why? And then everybody's like, I I will swear I'll fight for you. And he's like, Hey, you, you have a bad haircut too. Who are you? And he's like, I am Whitgar. Whitgar of Bath Beyond! We got Whitgar in the house. So Whitgar, is that the missing son? It is the the one who who killed Utrid's uncle? Yes. Okay, that's his son, right? I don't is that I don't remember who that is? Is that Utrid's uncle? Well he was supposed to have been lost. No, he's just I don't remember who was lost. Part of my charm. I don't remember any of this. It's so much, it's so much. Oh my god. Did we miss anything, Mike? We better not we did shut up about it. Well the only thing the only thing I kept thinking every time they cut to stand in his armor in his chainmail was could somebody get this kid something that fits? No shit. It's just it's like it's I I don't know. Yeah, it's it was made for somebody to punch your size, just punch it up on top. It'll be fine, it'll be fine. It looks crooked on me all the time. I think they're trying to make him look more leany than he is. It's not, it's too happy to be leaning. Yeah. Anyway, that was it. Thank you, listeners, for listening. Um, let us know you listen. Uh you can email us at royalhighnesscod at gmail.com. You can message us on Facebook, I'll respond to that. What the fuck? Um, you can message us wherever you can, and I wanna thank our producer Mike. Thanks, Mike! You're quite welcome. Oh, I do really like that specific way of how to get a hold of us. And the fine folks over at Ingine Nurse Productions, and we can't wait to do it all again next week, where we're gonna do another two. Uh episodes, episodes, I might actually have to drink some cafe. So it would be a good idea. Hopefully, my life will have calmed down by next week. 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